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Stewie: Don't worry, Brian, I'manna stay on your side all night, alright? Meg Griffin: You're a fat, lazy, abusive, blue-collar, Irish-Catholic dad who drinks WAY too much, and barely makes enough to support his family! And definitely don't chase me to the airport and catch me at the gate just before I'm about to get on a plane with, like, an emotional speech and possibly flowers. And as a law enforcement professional you have more than the average man, not less. You've lived half your life, and you have nothing to show for it! For instance, it would be awful if all the TSA people were gathered around watching this emotional moment, even the older black female carry-on scanner who initially stopped you at the baggage check, but after you told her of your intentions said, "Go get him, child," in flagrant disregard for all newly-implemented post 9/11 security measures. Anyone who blames their sexual oddities on being hugged too tightly by their bubbe will relate.John Kennedy Toole's mother discovered this book (then just a mess of scribbled papers) under his bed after he committed suicide in 1969.Plus, it's fun to read in her high-pitched voice.
He said, 'You know, I've got a 13-inch penis, and Glenn Quagmire is the best damn pilot I have ever seen.' I saw this episode and it was Hilarius.
Family Guy is an animated television series created by Seth Mac Farlane for FOX in 1999. It's what I said before 'bout, eh, th-the war thing. I got an idea for something that's gonna be so fuckin' funny. Y'know, I'll admit, it has its moments, but it's completely overrated. [Meg smiles then looks at Quagmire]Peter: Meg, I'm only gonna say this once. [cut to Stewie on the couch in sunglasses thru his cellphone]Peter: "Dearest Augustine, I do hope this latest damp has not aggravated your grey lung." [*dips his quill] Dip-dip-dip-dip-dip.